What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:50
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
What movies have not aged well?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Walking This Many Steps Per Day Can Cut Your Risk Of Early Death - HuffPost
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
2 fans die and an officer is in a coma after Champions League celebrations in France - NBC News
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do men find attractive in an older woman?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP
Nuts and Butts
No way
Everyone loved it.
Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!